A doctrine of Hair.
Posted by nathan on 23 Feb 2007 | Tagged as: Uncategorized, thoughts on god.
I couldn’t believe my ears.
I sat listening, trying to figure out if this was a joke. it was not.
a few select quotes:
“it’s not so much the length of the hair, but the direction. location and direction–that’s the concept you’ve got to master.”
“as long as that hair above your ears is pointed horizontal, and goes over the ear in a horizontal direction…that’s spiritual. … if that same hair…touches the collar, you’ve ruined your fellowship with God.”
“you see, it’s the location and direction that is really important. how do we know this? Because Fundamentalist preachers wear their hair that way.”
“Bless God, we know it’s right because that’s the way we fundamentalists do it.”
“It doesn’t make any difference about history, my friend, if it doesn’t match our theology, let’s rewrite history.”
Check out this link at MMI, and listen to this brief sermon, i mean, evangelist, i mean, rant.
2 Comments »
on 23 Feb 2007 at 2:14 pm 1.
Todd said …
That’s the dumbest thing I ever heard.
on 24 Feb 2007 at 10:29 pm 2.
Tara Lilly said …
This is so dumb it’s actually funny! After looking around for awhile, I found this is a spoof that has been around for awhile, even on a Christian comedy tape. Too bad there are people that would give it a hearty Amen!